Easy on the clutch.
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Sorry, I don't have any leeches on my speed dial.
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I'm sorry if I'm not the right kind of monster for you Bella.
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Bella: I love you. Jacob: I love you more.
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Do you like scary stories?
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Next time you want to hurt me,use a crowbar or baseball bat.
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Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on T.V.
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I'm in love with you, Bella,' Jacob said in a strong, sure voice. 'Bella, I love you. And I want you to pick me instead of him. I know that you dont feel that way, but I need the truth out there so you know your options. I wouldnt want a miscommunication to stand in our way.
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I think I might have been wrong before, you know, about not being able to be friends. Maybe we could manage it, on my side of the line. Come see me.
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I offered eternal servitude, remember. I’m your slave for life.
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Not me,' he said cheerfully. I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days.'
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You asked for a space heater and here I am!
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Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
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Cool! I'm middle aged'
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Does my being half-naked bother you?
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